i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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