Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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