hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
vagina is talking i cant
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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