she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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