have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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