I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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