BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
love makes seman taste better
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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