it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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