Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
