do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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