I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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