so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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