you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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