So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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