My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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