Ambien. No doubt about it.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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