absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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