dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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