Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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