Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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