we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
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