i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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