Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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