we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Do plants get herpes?
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