i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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