I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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