go do what you do best...puke behind churches
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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