This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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