so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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