this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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