How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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