It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Sext me about skeletons
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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