I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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