I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
