they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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