But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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