i jhust puked up my retainher.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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