We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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