As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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