somebody snuck up and got me drunk
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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