Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
