Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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