i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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