Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What did we do last night that was yellow?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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