She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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