I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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