Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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