Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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