I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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