She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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