we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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