i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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