Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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