Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
